Drunken Nights With Noxy

noxy—voorhees:

bittersweetnolonger:

bittersweetnolonger:

noxy—voorhees:

bittersweetnolonger:

noxy—voorhees:

Liveblogging Edition

What the fuck I thought we were in this together I’m on antibiotics woman I can’t drink right now.

;_; Next time tho.  Maybe new years thing, but nights beforehand since I’m sure you’ll have plans and someone will make my plans for me.  :D

My plans will probably, for New Year’s, wind up just sitting around with Graeme while he plays Magic.

Maybe drunk black Friday blogging?

What is this black friday you speak of XD

We’ll plan this when you’re sober,

noxy—voorhees:

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

Babysniffers are fkn weird tho.

Drunken Nights With Noxy

bittersweetnolonger:

noxy—voorhees:

bittersweetnolonger:

noxy—voorhees:

Liveblogging Edition

What the fuck I thought we were in this together I’m on antibiotics woman I can’t drink right now.

;_; Next time tho.  Maybe new years thing, but nights beforehand since I’m sure you’ll have plans and someone will make my plans for me.  :D

My plans will probably, for New Year’s, wind up just sitting around with Graeme while he plays Magic.

Maybe drunk black Friday blogging?

Drunken Nights With Noxy

noxy—voorhees:

bittersweetnolonger:

noxy—voorhees:

Liveblogging Edition

What the fuck I thought we were in this together I’m on antibiotics woman I can’t drink right now.

;_; Next time tho.  Maybe new years thing, but nights beforehand since I’m sure you’ll have plans and someone will make my plans for me.  :D

My plans will probably, for New Year’s, wind up just sitting around with Graeme while he plays Magic.

mamebig:

Into the Woods, 2014 (x)

FUCK I AM EXCITED

(Source: porpetinascamander, via rentabro)

Drunken Nights With Noxy

noxy—voorhees:

Liveblogging Edition

What the fuck I thought we were in this together I’m on antibiotics woman I can’t drink right now.

devongreen:

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

Sounds like this was written by a SOPHOMORE, NERD

eridanampervert:

genocidersyooo:

when life gives you lemons what do you do

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

(via helioscentrifuge)

Disser stop posting ramen.

mittiepaul:

The way some people freak out about pumpkin spice stuff coming back you’d think it’s a rare drug from a desert planet or something…

God bless this.

(via herestothedesperatedasher)