jeanmicheljarreisafraud:

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

Rare and mystical sight.

jeanmicheljarreisafraud:

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

Rare and mystical sight.

(Source: mostlycatsmostly, via unimpressedcats)

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Mark dutchster

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark dutchster

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selflessturtle:

thecsph:

Sex positivity means many things, but it does not mean that all sex is positive or enjoyable.

But no one is forced to be in a relationship that doesn’t meet their needs (sex is a need for some people, at least emotionally)

If you need sex in order to maintain good mental and emotional health, you need therapy.

(Source: cannibal-rainbow)

afloweroutofstone:

Do Not Ever Forget This

(Source: mewmii, via cool-ghoul)

lockeyseven:

awwww-cute:

Today my snake turned 2

Snake in a hat

lockeyseven:

awwww-cute:

Today my snake turned 2

Snake in a hat

(via ghiblijunkie)

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

image

(via ghiblijunkie)

kevinspacedout:

can y’all stop reblogging that tweet with the “i scared the mexican woman in my backyard” because that picture is of a native mexican woman who gave birth on the lawn of the hospital that refused to treat her and tbh that tweet is messed up
article: (x)

(via imreallycoolandfriendly)

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

(via helioscentrifuge)

advice-animal:

If you’re forced by your manager, contact HR and tell them you need to be paid for that time.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

If you’re forced by your manager, contact HR and tell them you need to be paid for that time.
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

notfuckingcishet:

Emma Sulkowicz. 

(x)

(via herestothedesperatedasher)